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fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

• talk about a blow job
• im going to have to inflate first
• hopefully I dont burst early
• the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
• theres a party in my pants
• i might have to pump it a little first
• im gonna have pop-pop
• haha yeah

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solarsaturation:

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

mad as hell

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

also at the mall lol

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bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

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publius-esquire:

Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me

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sharkchunks:

Honestly he seems more like the Trader Joe’s type to me.

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sexybritishllama:

im laughi ng

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sonofbaldwin:

christel-thoughts:

Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif. 

I don’t even know whether to classify this as classism, the dehumanizing effect of capitalism, or simply “look at this fucking asshole”. The most appropriate is most likely “I’m a rich white guy; nobody’s suffering matters more than my money” - a brief synopsis of a good 65/70 % of the world’s problems.

Look at white supremacy.

And understand that it has no concept of how to understand our humanity

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Paul, John, and George as the Quarry Men in 1958

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